I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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