he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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