Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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