It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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