You surviving the open bar?
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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