You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I bet he comes in French.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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