Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Randomize
