I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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