yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm really busy with my period
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