would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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