Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
we should paint friendship bongs
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