I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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