At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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