someone threw a dead crab at me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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