Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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