I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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