Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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