Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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