Don't you send me to vm
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Randomize
