How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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