nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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