Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My pussy is not your playground.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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