Where did you get a picture of my penis
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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