Me. At least after what I've been through.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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