New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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