I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You are the jesus of drinking
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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