yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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