i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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