Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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