Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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