"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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