you have to choose: penises or morals?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
