the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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