we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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