Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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