Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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