From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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