Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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