I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Randomize
