You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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