so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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