You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Randomize
