I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
A+ Viking dick
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
