Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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