so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Randomize
