i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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