ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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