Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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