Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
