Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
The air taste purple.
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