Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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