she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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