I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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