God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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