so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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