Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
