the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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