It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I wear drunk well.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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